Covering jealousy, ex-boyfriends, hipsters, PG-13 passion, and never getting back together, Taylor Swift's lyrics are basically a ready-made soap opera script, just as Marcel Duchamp's toilet became art with a few tweaks.

Julianne Moore and the show's host are half-modified (?) versions of James Corden and Juliette Moore. In the sketch, John "Feeling & Looking 22 (open in new tab)" Stamosa appears and plays the emotionally overwhelmed, back-and-forth couple before taking Corden out on a bromance bromcation.

Predictions: on Thursday in Des Moines, Tay Tay welcomes Uncle Jesse and Still Alice to the stage. You know I'm right.

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