Because a married man made a thoughtful remark to his wife in public! Oh, it's so inappropriate! I can't stand it!

The married man in question: on Monday, John Legend surprised his wife with a slightly NSFW comment on an Instagram photo of Chrissy Teigen (opens in new tab). Let me explain the situation! Teigen posted a photo of herself hugging Petey, the family's poodle, while wearing a bra, high-waisted briefs, and fuzzy socks. 'Fuck it!' she captioned. Legend took the opportunity and commented, "Don't mind if I do."

Teigen was somewhat surprised by Legend's unusually NSFW comment, "hoooooooooly shit dude !!!!!!!." He replied. Thus ended the exchange!

In other Teigen and Legend news: a recent family photo shoot did not go as planned, Teigen revealed on Twitter over the weekend. Sharing a hilarious outtake of a less-than-happy Miles, she tweeted, " The family shoot was ...... It was actually what I thought it was going to be." In this snap, a crying Miles is trying to crawl away from the camera as Teigen tries to hold him in place. This is a scene that is painfully familiar to anyone who has a.) ever tried to get a great photo with a child, or b.) been a child themselves.

To rub salt in the wound, Miles later posed like a pro for the picture that followed, except that the only camera available was Teigen's iPhone. 'That's when this happened! ' she tweeted. Miles! I applaud the timing of this!