Sabrina Carpenter has finally created a coffee beverage for gays and girly-pops around the world.

Singer and actress Sabrina Carpenter has announced a collaboration with Midwinter Dunkin' Donuts.

Sabrina's Brown Sugar Shakin' Espresso will be available today, December 31, 2024, at all Dunkin' Donuts stores.

“I love shaking that ess. A onlooker commented, “You're really good at shaking that ess(presso).”

“Thanks, I could shake that ess for hours. You should try it too,” she says. Shortly thereafter, Short and Sweet Songstress realizes that something funny is going on.

Carpenter only realized what was so funny about what was happening around her when an elderly woman declared, “Nobody shakes their esse like it's a game!” It was only after she declared. 'Oh, shake that esse is shake that ...... like,” she said, but was quickly interrupted by the word ”ass.”

This was a silly bit of advertising business, showing how Carpenter “has the feel of a 1950s variety show ad,” according to one comment on X, adding, “It's hard to explain, but she's great.” In a way, it's like Cher and Carol Burnett added together and divided by two?

Anyway, does anyone else have a sudden urge to eat an essay after this?