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Most people think of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” or “Jingle Bell Rock” when they think of Christmas, but Jennifer Lopez's holiday celebration brings to mind a very different classic: Flo Rida's “Low ”

The singer was photographed having lunch at the White House restaurant in Aspen on December 25 with her family, including children Max and Emme Muniz and sister Linda. Lopez wore separates by Chanel, Dior, and Brunello Cucinelli.

Her holiday ensemble was more functional than festive (unlike the red Christmas dress she had worn earlier in the week) and was lavishly decorated with plush animal fur.

To cope with the frigid Colorado temperatures, she wore a Nicole Benisti Chelsea fur-trimmed parka, styled with matching fox fur snow boots by Brunello Cucinelli. The fluffy Yeti-esque footwear was familiar to anyone who attended a school dance in the mid-2000s. [white turtleneck, black pants, and a $4,100 cable-knit sweater from Chanel. The only fashion priority in her weather-perfect look was her handbag. Lopez carried a matte black miniature Lady Dior, which she once used in a look inspired by Princess Diana (renamed after her in 1996).

Judging from Lopez's Christmas Eve look, latte-colored fur was a holiday theme; on December 24, she wore apple-bottom baggy jeans with red flannel and a huge faux fur coat from Coach x Schott N.Y.C.